Happy Face

I am getting a new iMac. Even better than MacDuff! He'll be going to a good home, my great Aunts; she's getting to be well techy for an "old" person.

I'm very happy.

Oh yeah. I'm also not very good at spelling. sorry.

Right I'll off. Need to think of a name for the new pooter.

Bugger off will you :)

Tonks x

I am a Teriible Lier.

So I lied. You can yell. I’m not going to apologise
There’s no excuse really. I just didn’t feel like writing proper articles or anything. I’m lazy : )

So here’s what I’m going to talk about today;
All the stuff I want to do right now but am probably not going to get around to doing.
I think lots of people feel like that, like there’s so much stuff they want to do but just don’t get round to doing it.
I have a webcomic slash graphic novel I’m planning, but I’m not giving myself a deadline. You see, the moment I have a deadline; I just can’t do it anymore. No matter how much I want too. It won’t be good enough, or I just can’t think of how to do it. It’s just one of those strange things.
I’m jotting down a few ideas for a romance novel I have bubbling in my head, but will probably never actually write.
I have file after file of story ideas and things that I want to do.

ANYHOWS.

Got a couple of "new" pictures to show off. Might upload them the devART but prolly won’t bother.

Lookit:Quite old actually. Done in SAI last year.Done during New Year's "party".

Bugger off now, 'kay?

Tonks x

Greetings from the Fat Bottomed Girl

Alright, I have my first proper article drafted and started on, so in the mean time let me introduce myself.
Of course most of you reading this (as I am giving this link out to most of my friends and family) will already know who I am, but for the benefit of those who don't, my name is Robynne Wolfe. More commonly called Tonks, or "Oi child", a nickname taken either from the story I once bludgeoned a man to death with a Tonka truck or, the more likely version, simply because my middle name happens to be the first name of my favourite book character, Nymphadora Tonks.
It can be assumed from the name of this blog, that I am in fact of the female variety, and seem to be the owner of a rather fat bum. Of course, said bum would argue that it is not fat, it is plump. A word used to describe those of a large nature, but not of such a large nature that they are indeed classed as fat. I, however, would rather be a fat bottomed girl than a plump bottomed girl as, as the song goes, fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go 'round.
While the elder of us giggle about the amusing classic rock reference, allow me to continue. I am a seventeen year old living in one of the most well known east-end seaside towns, which seems to be full of pigeons, McDonald's and people who don't live here. I'm one of few older teenagers in the area to be Home Educated, that I know of. There could be hundreds of us out there, hiding in cupboards or under blankets. I help out at a HE club, where I spend four hours being chased around a hall by a herd of small children. It's great fun.
Anyway, enough about me. I've got some stuff to do, so I'll be off for now. I'll post again tomorrow, probably quite late, so until then;

Bugger off will you? :)
Tonks x