Greetings from the Fat Bottomed Girl

Alright, I have my first proper article drafted and started on, so in the mean time let me introduce myself.
Of course most of you reading this (as I am giving this link out to most of my friends and family) will already know who I am, but for the benefit of those who don't, my name is Robynne Wolfe. More commonly called Tonks, or "Oi child", a nickname taken either from the story I once bludgeoned a man to death with a Tonka truck or, the more likely version, simply because my middle name happens to be the first name of my favourite book character, Nymphadora Tonks.
It can be assumed from the name of this blog, that I am in fact of the female variety, and seem to be the owner of a rather fat bum. Of course, said bum would argue that it is not fat, it is plump. A word used to describe those of a large nature, but not of such a large nature that they are indeed classed as fat. I, however, would rather be a fat bottomed girl than a plump bottomed girl as, as the song goes, fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go 'round.
While the elder of us giggle about the amusing classic rock reference, allow me to continue. I am a seventeen year old living in one of the most well known east-end seaside towns, which seems to be full of pigeons, McDonald's and people who don't live here. I'm one of few older teenagers in the area to be Home Educated, that I know of. There could be hundreds of us out there, hiding in cupboards or under blankets. I help out at a HE club, where I spend four hours being chased around a hall by a herd of small children. It's great fun.
Anyway, enough about me. I've got some stuff to do, so I'll be off for now. I'll post again tomorrow, probably quite late, so until then;

Bugger off will you? :)
Tonks x